[Intro]

[Instrumental]

[Verse1]

Welcome everyone,

Now lend me your ear.

Gotta tell a secret

that you might wanna hear.

all your silly insecurities, they better be muffled.

Come on down and we can do the Swindler Shuffle.

[Energetic Instrumental, Dubstep Accompaniment]

[Verse2]

It really ain't a problem once you get in the swing,

pickin' people's pocket's and snatchin' their rings

Bein inconspicuous is what you must do,

never wanna have the coppers eyes on you!

[Chorus]

With a jump and a jive and a flip of the wrist

Grab a couple necklaces, they won't be missed.

Take out all the valuables and shove em' in a duffle,

Know you're really gettin' in the Swindler's Shuffle.

[Verse 3]

Bet you're wondrin' how I learned to do it all myself,

Well, I learned it on my own when I could reach my first shelf

Doin little dances and takin their things.

Pretty much the story of the Swindler's Swing.

[Chorus]

With a jump and a jive and a flip of the wrist

Grab a couple necklaces, they won't be missed.

Take out all the valuables and shove em' in a duffle,

Know you're really gettin' in the Swindler's Shuffle.

[Trumpet and Bass Solo]

[Outro]

Takin from the rich and givin' right to yourself.

Cuz I need the money and the taxes don't help.

Hey, I like the thrill of it all any way,

thank you all for listnin' to what I had to say.

[End]